(via ultimatives)


bl-ossomed:

can’t believe this reached 100k thanks <333

bl-ossomed:

can’t believe this reached 100k thanks <333

(via ultimatives)


(via ultimatives)


sniffing:

im crying

sniffing:

im crying

(via dulect)


mcmatteo:

824706:

I’m sorry I am but nothing will ever top this gif this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen and I want to kiss this dog

He’s ready for an adventure

mcmatteo:

824706:

I’m sorry I am but nothing will ever top this gif this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen and I want to kiss this dog

He’s ready for an adventure

(via countdown1144)


kinkydonuts:

spoopdogg:

seventoinfinity:

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

did you major in booty math

No, I studied Asstronomy

(via lubricates)


sniffing:

when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food

image

(via dulect)


(via heyfunniest)


taylorswift:

"For whatever we lose (like a you or a me),It’s always ourselves we find in the sea.”E.E. Cummings

taylorswift:

"For whatever we lose (like a you or a me),
It’s always ourselves we find in the sea.”
E.E. Cummings






foxbabies:

diabeetus01:

You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.
Patrick killed a lot of people.

and then things got unholy

foxbabies:

diabeetus01:

You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.

Patrick killed a lot of people.

and then things got unholy

image

(via pizza)