Rebel Wilson plays Jennifer Lawrence’s sister (x)

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queendread:

I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.

Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.

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trust:

when people have really nice clear faces i want punch myself 

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mariahcareys:

when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear

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railroadsoftware:

zellah4:

Oh my god

good

railroadsoftware:

zellah4:

Oh my god

good

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nintenclo64:

when a character you dont like dies

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rnonopoly:

WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER

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adultnapped:

isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die

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yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

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weavemunchers:

when your friend says something to your parents that they didnt know about

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anders-holmdick:

god I am so tired of people throwing roses at my feet as I walk by

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elenascupcake:

#YesAllWomen because Rihanna can make a song about enjoying sex and sing about the way she likes it, and it gets banned in 11 countries, while Robin Thicke can completely diminish the line of consent and objectify women in the process in a song and it is a ‘smash hit’ and gets to number one in multiple countries.

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